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A young couple is sitting at a nice restaurant. The boy is planning on proposing after dinner. He is very nervous and it doesn’t help that the waiter has just spilt his water on him.

Elizabeth: lollerz. I cant bl33v the w8ter nocked yur water on u.

Greg:  =/ I just wish it didnt look lik I wet maself.

Elizabeth: LOL! Hes such a n00b.

Greg: im going to the bathroom 2 see if i can dry off. BRB

Elizabeth: kk

(He walks away, returning a few minutes later)

Greg: Sombody brok the towl dispenser.

Elizabeth: Hax!

Greg: w00t. the f00d is finally here.

Elizabeth: w00t!

Greg: short ribs ftw.

Elizabeth: lol Napkins ftw. I no how y r with ribs.

Greg: stfu

Elizabeth: JK babe so wats teh suprise

Greg: resend

Elizabeth: wats teh suprise U havent takn me here n months

Greg: u’ll c.

Elizabeth: hint

Greg: profeser plum

Elizabeth: /glare  That doesnt help tis place is 2 purple alredy

Greg: 2bad. w8 til desrt

Elizabeth: /doom fin

Greg: lqtm howz teh samon

Elizabeth: roxerz

Greg: /p0k ch33r up j00l b glad u w8td

Elizabeth: k

Greg: =/

Elizabeth: [getting up from the table with a sour look on her face] brb

Greg: liz!

Elizabeth. AFK1

Greg: fml

Elizabeth returns 10 minutes later

Greg: /dance?

Elizabeth: no u hate 2

Greg: but u luv it. /dance

Elizabeth [smiling]: /dance

They begin to dance and Elizabeth is surprised. Greg is much better than he used to be.

Elizabeth: hax

Greg: wat

Elizabeth: you r a n00b at dancin

Greg: plz i hav 1337 f337

Elizabeth: lol gift time

Greg: w8 I hav 2 say sumthin Liz b4 1 met u 1 thot 1 wz pr pwnge that 1 was as g00d as 1 c00d get. But u cam an raizd teh lvl cap 2 80 Liz w/out u im just a 1 armd n00b

Elizabeth: Greg ur so sw337

Greg: Liz will u m4rry me

Elizabeth: OMG!!1 YES GREG YES!1 U R0X0RZ M4H B0X0RZ I WiL 4B50LUT7LY M4RRY U

Greg [showing her the ring]: I had 2 farm for months 2 by this it was teh most 3pic ring 1 c00d find.

Elizabeth: I luv it but u no teh ring doesnt mater. I luv you.

Greg: I love you 2